All of my pleasures are guilty, but that's just the way I'm wired.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

I was just a flat line until he came along. And maybe now I'm hurting. But isn't that what love is supposed to do? Make you feel, make you brave, make you look at yourself more carefully?

I think for a woman, the hardest thing about growing old is becoming invisible. There's something very front and center about being young.

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.

There is no perfect man! I think I'm meant to have many soulmates.

So great and boundless is God's wisdom that he knows right well how to use evil instruments to do good.

The world is calling, it's now or neverland.

It isn't what you earn but how spend it that fixes your class.

As far as I'm concerned I've never had a problem with anybody, no rivalry.

The Russians imitate French ways, but always at a distance of fifty years.

I'm a New Yorker; I've paid my dues.