All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

My life is never influenced by death because I am full of resurrections after so many spiritual and emotional demises

Angry men have little to live for when their rage becomes ineffective.

Let your soul be washed by the waves of love to feel the joy of life.

[Albert] Camus points out that we have a lot of things to pass through. Everything has to be accepted before it can be improved.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Time is given us to use in view of eternity.

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.

For mine is the old belief... There is a soil in every leaf.

I'm a video game fan. I played them before I became an actress.

A warrior who is prepared to fight must also be prepared to die.