All propaganda must be popular and its intellectual level must be adjusted to the most limited intelligence among those it is addressed to.

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

4 minutes in and this video has already given me an erection

A couple in love is like a pair of scissors. Two useless pieces of metal, until they are inextricably connected at the core so that they can move together as one and accomplish great things.

If you want total security go to prison. There you're fed clothed given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.

Blacks have traditionally had to operate in a situation where whites have set themselves up as the custodians of the black experience.

The shivering birds beneath the eaves Have sheltered for the night.

The chance to go to the postseason, it's hard to pass up.

Gene Wilder characters wanted to be calm, but to the great delight of audiences, they rarely succeeded.

Creativity is not merely about cute pictures drawn by kindergartners. It is about the ability to create new enterprises, organizations, and institutions that fundamentally change society.

Let go of the things that make you feel dead. Life is worth living!

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.