All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It was that wisdom to us when it can no longer do any good

It would be good for us Africans to accept ourselves as we are and recapture some of the positive aspects of our culture.

Not writing at all leads to nothing.

The quality of leaders matters less than the quality of citizens.

It's 2014, and adults are still writing articles about whether other adults should read comic books or not.

Nowadays people write English as if a rat were caught in the typewriter and they were trying to hit the keys which wouldn't disturb it.

There have always been hard times. There have always been wars and troubles

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path.

Religion mustn't interfere with the state - so one of the basic Democratic principles as we know it in America is the separation of church and state.

I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God.