All right - I'll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Wisdom is nothing more than confirmed imagination: just because one did not study for his exam does not mean that he should leave it blank.

The expressions of those moving about a picture gallery show ill-concealed disappointment that they only find pictures there.

Weeping is terrible for the complexion, ' said Leonie, holding Shayndel close, 'but it is very good for the heart.

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

I grew up watching my dad be a singer, so it's something I've always been interested in.

His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade

Which is more musical: a truck passing by a factory or a truck passing by a music school?

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more.

The one that burned the hottest is the first to die.

I've tried to do everything possible to prepare myself and prepare our football team to be great.