All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.

Images of resentment and revenge only have us spending the precious moments of our lives imagining the 'other' as both dangerous and important!

I think that every man is afraid of his wife.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

Humans are lonely creators. Humans always desire and yearn for others. Humans thirst for ambitions. When things don't go their way, they start thirsting for it even more.

Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop.

Come away with me, he said, we will live on a desert island. I said, I am a desert island. It was not what he had in mind.

In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners.

Let us not be satisfied with a mediocre life.

The fact of the matter is that I've enjoyed the competition in life and the business of life; I've enjoyed all that goes with it.