All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

You're my Star, a stargazer too, and I wish that I were Heaven, with a billion eyes to look at you!

What a strange alchemy we have worked, turning earth around to destroy itself, using earth's own elements to wound it.

Strive to be in good spiritual and bodily health. Because how are you going to do all that marching if you are not in good health?

The most fun characters to work with are characters that are complicated.

We need not fear shipwreck when God is the pilot.

I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa.

when theres a will theres a way

To marry was to say you believed in the future and in the past, too-that history and tradition and hope could stay knit together to hold you up.

Civilisation never dies, it may change, but it is eternal. Where the paddy field is born on the dry river bed of Titash, there begins another civilisation.

Are we not all desperate one way or another?