All spiritual journeys are martyrdoms

The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Be yourself. The world worships the original.

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

Art is not a pastime but a priesthood.

Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

The composer opens the cage door for arithmetic, the draftsman gives geometry its freedom.

Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper.

Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

The rabbit hole has collapsed, and my key is melded to a nugget of worthless metal.

Many who are self-taught far excel the doctors, masters, and bachelors of the most renowned universities.

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.

In fact, this is a blackmail of the terrorists at the expense of the suffering of the hostages.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Hello God, if we are still on speaking terms, can you help me?

You will always be the miracle that makes my life complete. And as long as there is breath in me, I'll make yours just as sweet.

I'm not boring to be around. Something will always happen.

We want to get another one.