All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.

Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident.

Jack, " said Charles, "he's making up words again.""Yes, " Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?

I couldn’t control my heart as it thumped out of control in my chest, insistent on remindin’ me that it was still in there. That it was still beating. For damn Archer Beaufait.

The best is the enemy of the good.

We must remind our politicians that we expect them to speak honestly and to be concerned about real issues, and not simply with the obtaining or retaining of power.

With the press there is no "off the record.

It is not things in themselves which trouble us, but our opinions of things.

I describe in 'Chimpanzee Politics' how the alpha male needs broad support to reach the top spot. He needs some close allies and he needs many group members to be on his side.

This is awful. Do it again.

The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.

Any person who pursues human rights in Iran must live with fear from birth to death, but I have learned to overcome my fear.

Not what I have, but what I do is my kingdom.