All style is personal - that's what distinguishes it from fashion.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

It was her chaos that made her beautiful.

How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.

She was a beautiful girl, but the lack of any spark dampened her prettiness.

You are a dust with beautiful spirit.

A young man can work at excessive speed with no ill effects, but youth is unfortunately not a permanent condition of life.

I was on the sidewalk, buffering, wondering if it was okay to follow people in real life.

Obligation is a more effective weapon against the Will than any penalty, threat or act of force.

When you're successful, people have no sympathy. Nobody wants to catch the tears of a millionaire.

Our political differences, now matter how sharply they are debated, are really quite narrow in comparison to the remarkably durable national consensus on our founding convictions.

Sometimes corruption is slowed by shedding light into what was previously shadowed.