All talk is lies in a way. Only the doing of a thing can make it true.

That's the thing about December: it goes by you in a flash. If you just close your eyes, it's gone. And it's like you were never there.

There's no man on this earth can even be assured he'll have a next day.

People are better inside in your head. When you're longing for them, they're perfect.

That time is long gone. But aren't we still the same people?

I sell my time to get enough money to buy it back.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.''And yet it is still extremely funny.

I was a strange kid. I'm still strange. People didn't get me. And I didn't expect them to.

The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.

To be in good moral condition requires at least as much training as to be in good physical condition.

It had been fourteen years and I hadn't had anything published. I had 250 rejection slips. I got my first novel published and it was called Kinflicks. It turned out to be a best seller.

God's word is : He who strives never perishes.

What is equality of rights between a giant and a dwarf?

Let me tell you, that's what taxation is - it's confiscation. It's your money, it's not the government's money. But the government makes you think that it all comes from them.

It took 200 years for the Crusaders to create [this] Muslim fanaticism. It was the exact imitation of Christian intolerance.