All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".

though excessive pride may seek for freedom, it may only see freedom in chains

True Courage is when you are afraid of something but go through with it anyway

At the same moment a cold chill traced a finger down the middle of my back. Sometimes things come back to you, that's all. Sometimes they come back.

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE UNTIL YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

We are a blessed people and, with God s guidance, our smiles might even become laughter in the not too distant future.

For me, Twitter has given me a direct line to the world - it gave me an opportunity to be like, "This is my voice.

Good writing is good writing, and I'm so happy when I read it.

If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable. I think it's a little harsh how the END button is red.

It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic. - Of Human Bondage