All the crimes on earth do not destroy so many of the human race nor alienate so much property as drunkenness.

Reading maketh a full man.

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.

This world's a bubble.

The folly of one man is the fortune of another.

A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.

For all knowledge and wonder (which is the seed of knowledge) is an impression of pleasure in itself.

Old wood best to burn old wine to drink old friends to trust and old authors to read.

The best work and of greatest merit for the public has proceeded from the unmarried or childless men.

A healthy body is a guest-chamber for the soul a sick body is a prison.

Reading makes a full man conference a ready man and writing an exact man.

I don't know why but they you said it I started believing it.

One day I shall leave the world, And if you feel like remembering me-Search me not in my ashes, In my words, you can rummage me!

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

All you can do is every day, try to solve a problem and make your company better

Faith does not inquire whether there are good works to be done, but even before asking questions, faith has done the works already.

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

America is a very fundamentalist society. It's like Iran in the degree of fanatic religious commitment.

I think what's dangerous is 24 hours a day, 335 channels, or whatever the hell there is. Too much is too much.

If thou may not continually gather thyself together, do it sometime at least once a day, morning or evening.

Actors speak of things imaginary as if they were real, while you preachers too often speak of things real as if they were imaginary.