All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

Nothing is real.

And, in the endThe love you takeis equal to the love you make.

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.

Music without the ebb and flow would be like "watching a film with only good guys in it." -attrib Frank Zappa

I'm sitting here doing nothing but ageing while my guitar gently weeps

And in the endthe love you takeis equal tothe love you make

He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plansfor nobody.Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to, Isn't he a bit like you and me?

And when at last I find you your song will fill the air.

But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out.

When you have something good to say, say it. When you have something ill to say, say something else.

Each time we come to a book we give it a different reading because we bring a different person to it. It is not you who reads the book, the book reads you

We can escape the commonplace only by manipulating it, controlling it, thrusting it into our dreams or surrendering it to the free play of our subjectivity.

Of course, I'd welcome protest. Good criticism is hard to find.

I was always determined that races should begin on time and I never deviated from that policy.

When we have ceased to love the stench of the human animal, either in others or in ourselves, then are we condemned to misery, and clear thinking can begin.

This nation was established by the God of heaven as a citadel of liberty. A Constitution guaranteeing those liberties was designed under the superintending influence of heaven.

Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch

Everything balled up into one: Beat Mexico and qualify. There's no better scenario.

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!