All the minor sports injuries you acquire over the years begin to multiply like flies when you get over 70.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here

Expectations can ruin your chances for happiness

I used to run to school, 10k every day. And this at altitude, perfect preparation, really.

I think that everything's hard now anyways, so you might as well do stuff that you love and believe in.

Sometimes they say the world rotates a little different for lefthanders.

Laziness is the one divine fragment of a godlike existence left to man from paradise.

Death is an endless retirement with a pension of nothingness.

Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.

I am living and having supernatural experiences. A lot of people get really freaked out about that. I speak in tongues; I've been baptized in the Holy Spirit.

I know my audience, and they're not people that the studios know anything about.