All the nut eaters and food faddists I have ever known, died early after a long period of senile decay - Winston Churchill

The same good folk who would burn me for a psychal now paid me to use my cursed gramarye to guard their sheep.

The most optimistic part of life is its mortality… God is a real genius.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Traveling around sure gets me down and lonely, nothing else to do but close my mind. I sure hope the road don't come to own me, there's so many dreams I've yet to find. But you're so far away.

Worry, about the 'thousand and one' details entailed. My one-track mind has to be relieved of these worries completely or I cannot get started working on my paintings, or even get to sleep at night.

Where you thinke there is bacon, there is no Chimney.

People think of security as a noun, something you go buy. In reality, it's an abstract concept like happiness. Openness is unbelievably helpful to security.

No power on earth, however, can abolish the merciless class distinction between those who are physically desirable and the lonely, pallid, spotted, silent, unfancied majority.

I don't talk about money.

I am one of those irritating people, who hang on to the door-knob after they say good-bye, and will neither come back nor go, always remembering something else which must be said.