All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Freedom is the decision to live and die, doing what you love.

Cleave ever to the sunnier side of doubt.

Everyday has its own meaning. Find the reason of your survival of the day and accomplish it.

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

I started elocution lessons because I was being teased, and I had a brilliant drama teacher. At the age of 14, I appeared at the National Theatre in 'The Crucible.'

Eat a plant-based diet - which act like prebiotic and probiotics in the gut.

I've always been a proud man.

A freshet in the autumn does not compensate for a drought in the spring.

It's up to each of us to get very still and say, 'This is who I am.' No one else defines your life. Only you do.

I feel very proud to be Mexican. I didn't have the opportunity to learn Spanish when I was a girl, but ... it's never too late to get in touch with your roots.