All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

If we tune into the Holy Spirit, our congregations will tune into the worship.

The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything.

What I am to be, I am now becoming.

At the extremes it is difficult to distinguish pseudoscience from rigid, doctrinaire religion.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

A leader should be a visionary and have more foresight than an employee.

History is the revelation of Providence.

I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?

It's not possible to be perfect - you can always do something better. I'm never proud of what I've done. Sometimes, I'm not ashamed.

Theater and music are both collaborative media, and I think they're best when they combine different people's visions and aesthetics.