All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

It is no longer a matter of if there is a war

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

When the mind, body, and spirit work together I believe anything is possible.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

Don't be a one hit wonder. Daringly disrupt the marketplace again and again.

It is in the mind and the heart where we meet. It's not the body-the body will change.

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.

All beauty contains darkness.

Politically, the weakness of the argument has always been that those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.

Given the events of even the 19th century, Zionism was inevitable. Given the events of the 20th century, Israel was inevitable.