All things are in common among friends.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

Facing facts is definitely preferable to facing defeat.

I'm not scared at all... Of the cracks in the crystal ball.

Nana...how come being happy and making your dreams come true are two different things? Even now, I still don't know why.

All that is best in the great poets of all countries is not what is national in them, but what is universal.

Where there is love of medicine, there is love of humankind.

Grumbling, as things are at present arranged in this world, does not always, nor I might say often, do good.

I don't care about the Constitution

Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is: You can't beat Somebody with Nobody.