All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

People that are scared of the dark have great imaginations and are my kind of people. Those who see nothing in the darkness are boring.

Because even if you buried yourself in guilt, you can't go back and change what happened.

Take on the challenge and find inspiration in the process.

Stop telling the truth about my record!

I love comics and have since I was a kid. That is what gave me the idea to create my own.

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

To abstain from the enjoyment which is in our power, or to seek distant rather than immediate results, are among the most painful exertions of the human will.

If certain Critics were as clearsighted as they are malignant, how great would be the benefit to be derived from their writings!

Silent guns have virtue.

The schools of the country are its future in miniature.