All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

Fiction is the most dangerous place in the world

I came home from work one day and felt compelled to write a book about free will.

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

In Egypt, the cats...afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness.

I thought of the infinitely many points that can divide the space between two human hearts.

Don't chase success. Decide to make a difference and success will find you.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

My good intentions are completely lethal.

A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic

I like writing songs all females can relate to - songs about when you're a chick and you get your heart broken and you go shopping.