All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.

The potential of the psychedelic drugs to provide access to the interior universe, is, I believe, their most valuable property.

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

Fundamentally I am a wrestler and like being on top and I like my grounding and pounding.

When women participate in politics, the effects ripple out across society... Women are the world's most underused resource.

All governments are in equal measure good and evil. The best ideal is anarchy.

Be true to yourself and as long as you can look back and be happy with what you've done stay that way.

He's a good, brave and honourable soldier.

When husband and wife are united, they are strongest and most attractive to those that don't know Jesus.

Where God has put a period, the devil puts a question mark, casting doubt.