All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.

Why are they going to disappear him?'I don't know.'It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

-You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt...

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

To Have An Attitude Of Thanksgiving To God Is To Bring Health For Your Spirit, Soul And Body

Batman doesn’t want a baby in order to feel he’s ‘done everything’. He’s just saved Gotham again! If this means that Batman must be a feminist role model above, say, Nicola Horlick, then so be it.

Anything is forgiven those who sin elegantly

I write because I love to play with language.

I don't even own my own name on the internet - somebody else bought it.

A compassionate open home is part of Christian responsibility, and should be practiced up to the level of capacity.

I dont know where I come from but Im here now so deal with it.

When I was a junior camp counselor and it was my job to tell the campers a bedtime story or devotional, I would tell them a rapture story.

You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've never met , and I've tried and I've tried, but I haven't yet... You walk by, and I fall to pieces.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.