All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

Man, don't ever be sorry you don't want to kill someone.

She stood at the window, her arms spread wide, holding on to each side of the frame, it was as if she held a piece of the city.

The rose goes on the front, big guy.

Let us make war on the phrase 'violence doesn't solve anything.' It is a lie, and anyone who utters it cannot be taken morally seriously.

There is no comfort looking forth nor back, The present gives the lie to all her past.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

You watch yourself. One day you're going to pick a hole in the sky and the universe is gonna fall right through. Then we'll all be in a fix

It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!

When they talk to me, people say, 'I didn't expect you to be how you are.