All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.

The artistic temperament is too often only an alibi for lack of responsibility....

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

If the only tool we use to analyse what's valuable is a price tag, then those things that don't have price tags begin to look like they have no value.

People are always setting conditions for happiness... I love life without condition.

I perceive affection makes a fool Of any man too much the father.

Hospitality is not to change people, but to offer them space where change can take place.

Guitarists should be able to pick up the guitar and play music on it for an hour, without a rhythm section or anything.

I helped develop Disney's) special effects department at that time, which helped very much when we worked on "20000 Leagues under the Sea"

I would be rejected if I submitted any of my novels as romance novels.

The Halifax area has long played a major role in Canada's military operations, being the port of departure for convoys, naval task forces and army units over the past 100 years or so.