All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Stars, Seas, Mountains, Bridges, Roads and Tunnels Are Manmade.

I thought I'd grow up to be a teacher, or maybe run for political office.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China, then take a look around to Selma, Alabama.

The only pressure I ever feel is the pressure I put on myself... I'm over it. Now I go out there and I enjoy what I do.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

A man with a machine may murder or enslave millions, whereas it used to take at least thousands to murder millions. And the man behind the machine has nothing on his conscience.

We're a bit flashy, but the music's not one big noise.

Corporeal punishment falls far more heavily than most weighty pecuniary penalty.

Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure.

We do not see what is “real,” we see what we are.