All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

If you are not living in active consciousness, you will always be lost

Seven half-bloods shall answer the callTo storm or fire the world must fallAn oath to keep with a final breathand foes bear arms to the doors of death

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

I consider myself as a free spokesman for the people.

I think that people who don't like animals tend to be selfish, but I'm biased.

The answers we seek aren't always the answers we want, are they? But knowing the truth is what helps us sleep at night.

Madonna is the speedboat, and the rest of us are just the Go-Gos on water skis.

Only he who is helpless can truly pray.

A doctor who keeps a person from becoming ill deserves more merit than one who cures him.

When you catch other people with a sound like yours, that's when you know you did something.