All you really have in the end are your stories.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

Look no farther than your hand, Make a choice and take a stand.

jealousy is a good indication that you are doing things the right way..People never get jealous of losers.

Life itself has an incomparable ability to test your wits that you won’t require anything extra or don’t have to go anywhere outside your space to get them tested. – Aniruddha.

Liberty of conscience (when people have consciences) is rightly considered the most indispensable of liberties.

Poverty Frost Famine Rain Disease are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense.

99 percent of success is built on failure.

'What I believe' is a process rather than a finality. Finalities are for gods and governments, not for the human intellect.

I like America. I think it's pretty cool.

I love writing songs.

We should not be just a fan of dragons; we should always be the dragon himself. Then we will not be afraid of any dragon.