Ally McCoist, Kenny McDowall, Ian Durrant, Jim Stewart - all fantastic people. It is still a brilliant club for me, although technically it is now a new club

I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.

We [England] have become all Billy Big Time and become too big for our boots, and yet we have got nothing to shout about

If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin.

We are preaching hope, standing on the bones of the past.

The happiness at getting what you want is not usually commensurate with the worry leading up to it.

The greatest cost, namely time.

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

And as I got older and played more, people began to forget about my age and took the music more seriously.

Non-co-operation intended to pave the way to real honourable and voluntary co-operation based on mutual respect and trust.

We didn't have a drill so he would burn the holes through the wood with a metal rod that he heated up in a fire. Can you imagine an ordinary crew doing that?

The outside world wants me to have glamour; my fans want me glamorous. I won't let them down.

So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party

I dont know how to get bored. I need to learn to rest.