Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

The European talks of progress because by the aid of a few scientific discoveries he has established a society which has mistaken comfort for civilisation.

The secret to success is belief and hard work.

There are those who have nothing chaste but their ears and nothing virtuous but their tongues.

You can't say, "I'm too busy writing to be political." You are one person.

When a father complains that his son has taken to evil ways, what should he do? Love him more than ever.

Odd's fish, m'dear! The man can't even tie his own cravat!

It's not in the draftsmanship, it's in the man. Like I say, a tool is dead. A brush is a dead object. It's in the man. If you want to do it, you do it.

I understood that if I wanted to work, the saxophone was the main instrument. The clarinet was what we call a double.

With 300 Marines you could probably take over Iraq if you wanted to and get rid of ISIS completely.

The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.