Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

In reality the mere privations is not enoughto cause an insurrection: if it were the masses would always be in revolt

If God shall choose I shall love thee but better after death

I stared back at him with something that, I realize now, was close to cellular recognition. In one glance, he recalled my father, my first boyfriend, my college love, my future.

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

What I'm really addicted to is getting people to understand that if their kids aren't competent readers coming out of middle school, it's really going to be hard for them in high school.

First there is the search and rescue phase that is now ending. It is a cruel reality.

Back to thy punishment, False fugitive, and to thy speed add wings.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

How is it having more control if there are businesses from China, India, America choosing Germany and France over London?

I want to kill myself, to escape from responsiblity, to crawl abjectly back into the womb.