Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Starting at the bottom is not about humiliation. It's about humility—a realistic assessment of where you are in the learning curve.

Simplicity of character is no hindrance to subtlety of intellect.

This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so many people worried about so many things that didn't happen in the end.

For me the criterion of a good photograph is that it is unforgettable.

Nigeria is what it is because its leaders are not what they should be.

If an actor is bored, then they are boring to an audience. I definitely don't want to ever be that.

The experienced, wise, energetic, intelligent individual functioning in a loose coalition with others in a wide network is far more effective than he is in a tightly organized group.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

Solitude is my element, and the reason is that extreme awareness of other people... precludes awareness of one's self so that after a while the self no longer knows that it exists.

I think the world's a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn't to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?