Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

There's something specificabout the doves' wayof living my lifeas a natural result of today since it's raining

Writers of novels live in a strange world where what's made up is as important as what's real.

Jesus was crucified for doing nothingAnd God is worshiped for even less.

If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone.

Deep within each of us is a longing for home. We yearn for a place of comfort where we can be ourselves, where we can realize our dreams.

One of our great thematic traditions in Bad Religion has been to question human nature.

AQAL is a map of samsara, a map of the prison, but if you gonna make a prison brake,you need a good map. (laughter)

I think that nothing teaches you more about life than death and dying.

What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.

Sufism has always had the function of purifying Islamic ethics and that fasting and tazkiya is like lighting a lamp.