Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

There will be peace in the world when we will learn to understand that there are no you and me, there is only we in this world.

I know what I want. I will pursue it with all heart.

Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.

It will all stop someday, but not for billions of years. Many billions. Even the stars run down, you know. Entropy must increase.

Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.

I suppose because our hearts are made in a certain way we cannot help being what we are.

It is getting to the point where the mark of international distinction and service to humanity is no longer the Nobel Peace Price, but an espionage indictment from the US Department of Justice.

Your own personal health is your own personal choice, all the way down the line.

...the endless repetition of an ordinary miracle.

We should not be just a fan of dragons; we should always be the dragon himself. Then we will not be afraid of any dragon.