...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

Thus and thus is the world. Seeing the depth, we shall see also the height, and praise both.

I am seeking spiritual awaken and enlightenment from the Creator.

I try to listen to stuff that makes me happy for other reasons, rather than being musically inspiring.

Those who are already feeling the effects of climate change don't have time to deny it - they're busy dealing with it.

You don't build your character by doing what everybody else is doing.

If you wish to seduce an angel, you must play the part of a devil.

If you look at Marvel Comics, there are very few Marvel characters I would like to write.

I have never asked to be the highest-paid coach in football. I have never asked to be paid like a Super Bowl-winning coach. I have never asked for more power.

Oversteer is best cause you dont see the tree that kills you.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.