Also, as an author, character has always been what I'm most interested in - much more so than plot or setting, although those are good things too.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

Value-added time produces multiplication and production

In mysteries of the mind are infinite miracles.

Once, we lived to love. Now, we live for power. The world is changing. But we cannot stop the evolution, or everything will come apart.

That's the thing about flying: You could talk to someone for hours and never even know his name, share your deepest secrets and then never see them again.

Man is by nature competitive, combative, ambitious, jealous, envious, and vengeful.

With directing, you have to know what you're doing, but you have to actually be able to control what's going on.

I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked up, and having a show that actually lasts.

And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate.

Fear changes everything. We're animals, and when we get afraid we act like animals. I'm not exempt from that.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?