Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Children remind us that we're all children.

Hope lies in dreams, in imagination and in the courage of those who dare to make dreams into reality.

You say you're a writer but you're depressed. Not an excuse

To damage the sovereignty of the individual is to replace a community inspired by love, benevolence, and beauty by another based solely on power.

Because in a split second, it's gone.

Every stress leaves an indelible scar, and the organism pays for its survival after a stressful situation by becoming a little older.

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

You explore beautiful songs & create your own interpretation of them.

Heroes are very human, most of them; very easily touched by praise.

Like Adam, formed from clay, children are formed from the biological material of which they are made or by the hands of their parents.