Always a godfather - never a god!

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

America... goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all.

Oh, the quiet moments alone with God I sacrificed in order to cross a few things off the to-do list I worshiped.

Sometimes losing is winning

Power always impresses the young and foolish.

The truth is that after several decades of neoliberalism, the rich are becoming increasingly richer while the poor are both more numerous and increasingly poorer.

One can sometimes do good by being the right person in the wrong place.

Music is a strange thing. I would almost say it is a miracle. For it stands halfway between thought and phenomenon, between spirit and matter.

At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.

The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.

Most papers in computer science describe how their author learned what someone else already knew.