Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Eating people is wrong...

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

I have concluded that the more we seek the Lord, with a passion for His worthiness, the more we are gripped with our neediness. Adoration cultivates desperation.

If you're determined to face death, then you'll find away to live.

In the cause of expedience and the quest for information, man has always been willing to trump his laws and betray his beliefs to legitimize the torture of those who do not share them.

Rap music's been around for too long now to be inspirational. The words are, but the music isn't.

She is a real bookworm. I think she lives on print. Her whole house is full of books - looks as if she likes them better than human company.

I was a tomboy and any time anyone says something about me being hot, it makes me giggle.

Do not pick up the pen unless you understand how heavy it is, and how long you may carry it for.

It's because somebody knows something about it that we can't talk about physics. It's the things that nobody knows anything about we can discuss.

As you know, transforming such a big book [The Gunslinger Born] into graphic novel format is really a process of translation.

Silverfish looked down. "Oh. Are you a dwarf?" Cuddy gave him a blank stare. "Are you a giant?" he said. "Me? Of course not!" "Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes."