Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

A beautiful day begins with a beautiful mindset

It was wonderful how food brought men of different classes and kinds together, from the old to the young, from workers to their superiors.

Never be easy for any president to deal with any Congress. But republicans got to work together. We got to get things done.

Daydream transports the dreamer outside the immediate world to a world that bears the mark of infinity.

Genres aren't that relevant. Nearly every form of music is a melting pot of things of things.

I don't think anybody who is already with Donald Trump is going to be peeled off by his not knowing about NATO or why Japan does not have nuclear weapons, or things of that sort.

Sam: “You—you greatly overestimate my self-control.” Grace: “I’m not looking for self-control.

Better to try and fail than not to try at all

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous.

My life was pretty rough.