Always do whatever's next.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I kind of love coming home and being with family and feeling comfortable and knowing where I come from I kind of like it.

Life is full of surprises, isn't it?

You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?

For as long as I am alive, I will not rest in my desire to lead my people out of an abyss of corruption and poverty.

May God blast anyone who writes a biography of me.

Everybody shut up. Let us work.

O speculators about perpetual motion, how many vain chimeras have you created in the like quest? Go and take your place with the seekers after gold.

And entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality.

What is important to another person must be as important to you as the other person is to you

Lebanon can choose to be either a partner in ridding the scourge of terrorism or another obstacle that cows to the most radical elements of society.