Always remember, everyone is hungry for praise and starving for honest appreciation.

There are a lot of good people going to Hell, and a lot of bad people like you and me going to Heaven!

We live like Heaven already, a little bit of Heaven right here and now! What could we have more?-Only more of the same and better!

My idea of Heaven is what we've got right now, right here!-All this beauty and pleasure and fun and inspiration and spirit and fellowship and joy, all of this and more so and more of it!

God is a racist! He has a special elite race of supermen who are going to live above all others in the Holy City, the magical, mystical, marvelous, mysterious Space City!

Musicians can look forward to playing with the best musicians that ever played. They can even have their own band!

I don't know how perfect everybody is going to be in Heaven, but anyhow, certainly a lot better than here!

Leaving this life is just like going from one room to another and closing the door.

Heaven is going to be like this life, only better. It will be like this life with all its joys and beauties and pleasures, but without the drawbacks - with all the assets but none of the liabilities.

Your body is not the real you. It's just the physical house you live in. The real you is your spirit, which will live on forever.

Death is the funeral of all our sorrows.

Surrender to the ridiculous

I wake up to an email from the writers with the new script, and I always get so excited because I know it'll be better all-around than the script from the week before.

It won't take weeks... Our military machine will crush Iraq in a matter of days and there's no question that it will.

If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school.

Nothing so much enhances a good as to make sacrifices for it.

It is the last thing we learn, / listening to the creature world.

I think record companies are criminals.

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding.

I think Tom Paine is one of the greatest men that's ever lived.

There's only one true king of rock 'n' roll. His name is Chuck Berry.