Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Those who are happiest are those who do the most for others.

Today we take for granted that we are we. Yet the doubt about ourselves still exists, or has even grown.

Every moment that I am centered in the future I suffer a temporary loss of this life.

He who would lay hands upon us will encounter thorns and barbs!

We must not subject him who creates to the desires of the multitude. It is, rather, his creation that must become the multitude's desire.

Whoever wants to set a good example must add a grain of foolishness to his virtue: then others can imitate and yet at the same time surpass the one they imitate-which human beings love to do.

Darkness has the ability to cover up; light has the ability to uncover! Darkness is the enemy of truth; light is the friend of truth!

The morality of art consists in the perfect use of an imperfect medium.

Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness.