Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

A woman's gifts will make room for her.

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

I did my best, and God did the rest.

The entire race is usually judged by the actions of one man or woman

The only choice permitted us is either to be servants for $7 a week or to portray them for $700 per week.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

I've played everything but a harp.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.

I sincerely hope that I shall always be a credit to my race and the motion picture industry.

I discovered the miracle that all things that sound are music, including the dishes and silverware in the dishwasher, as long as they fulfill the illusion of showing us where life is heading.

I know people want me to sort of defend myself, to sit here and be like, 'I'm a boy, but I wear make-up sometimes.' But, you know, to me, it doesn't really matter.

I think that shame is a universal, paralyzing, painful emotion.

Whatever offices of life are performed by women of culture and refinement are thenceforth elevated; they cease to be mere servile toils, and become expressions of the ideas of superior beings.

Jesus came to save us, not just from politics, enemies, challenges, or difficulties.

Being a celebrity is like being raped, and there's absolutely nothing a player can do about it.

When I was doing stunts, I had lots of cuts on my body because of the chain. Even though everybody took care of me, I still got hurt.

I smoke a blunt once every blue moon. But hey, the moon looks kinda blue tonight.

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.

Don't get angry; get better.