Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The right of personal freedom recedes before the duty to preserve the race.

The multilevel, the conscious and the unconscious, is natural when I write scripts, when I come up with ideas and stories.

Your life can only be as free as your perception of it

Yeah," I said, "but you're an artist. You don't believe in decency and honesty and gratitude. Where shall we eat?

The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

Advances in science help to delegitimize the rule of kings and the power of the Church.

Get five or six of your smartest friends in a room and ask them to rate your idea.

That is what we do. That is what people do. They stay alive for each other.

Oh," he said to Kiyo, voice completely devoid of emotion. "I see. It's your turn again.

And as you walk yr road, as you live yr life, RELISH THE ROAD. And relish the fact that the road of yr life will probably be a windy road.