Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

CharityIn charity lies happiness and bliss, If you haven’t done charity, you may miss, The power to love and share, Charity gives you happiness beyond compare.

I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first.

We have evidence that Iran makes a reactor to possess nuclear weapons.

For me, there is a lot of room for improvement and there are a lot of things I would like to be better at.

It will be a beautiful family talk, mean and worried and full of sorrow and spite and excitement.

I started writing to please myself, a story I would like to read, and that is still true.

I don't think I'm a millionaire, but I'm comfortable.

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

If it wasn't for me, I'd do brilliantly.

When Donald Trump says women should be punished or Mexicans are rapists and criminals or John McCain's not a hero, he is showing you who he is.