Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Don't let what you thought you were yesterday keep you from becoming what you're meant to be today.

I only know one story. But oftentimes small pieces seem to be stories themselves.

A girl with brains ought to do something with them besides think.

There's a lot of guys in the NBA that would hire stylists because they know they don't have their own sense of style and they need a little guidance.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

When you bring an idea that has no merit to me, and you ask me to comment on it, I'm going to tell you it has no merit.

The only thing worse than feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.

You're worth what you're worth

The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.