Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women.

My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race.

I am still sure of absolute wrong but much less certain of absolute right.

Children are a plant substitute and we haven't the wit to see it until too late

Makes sense, the earth is quick to consume the flesh of things that ain't natural.

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

The worst beauty advice that I have ever taken has been from people who have told me that sunscreen isn't necessary. Not true!

Everything on my body has a meaning. I don't do art just because. It does look cool but it also has a meaning.

There's no way out of here.

Four billion people on Earth make less than four dollars a day.

Of course I deprecate war, but if it is brought to my door the bringer will find me at home.

I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

I would rather be loved than have money and all that other stuff.

I tend to overuse the word "project" only because "book" is terrifying while I'm still in the middle of something. A project can fail. I don't want a book to fail.