Always tell the truth, and people will never believe you.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.

It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.

He who travels in the Barque of Peter had better not look too closely into the engine room.

The difference between the Old and the New Testament is the difference between a man who said "There is nothing new under the sun" and a God who says "Behold, I make all things new.

Comparative religion is an admirable recipe for making people comparatively religious.

The prevailing attitude of the speakers was one of heavy disagreement with a number of things which the reader had not said.

Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

It's not love at first sight, it's having the sight, to distinguish true love, from just mere beauty.

Getting up early and setting myself daily targets, even outside of acting, keeps me active and motivated in general and thus happier, which I hope translates into my personality and my work.

I do believe that when you know better, you do better. You know what was wrong about the last relationship, and hopefully you will do better the next time.

Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life

Life creates conditions conducive to life.

Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.

If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.

By learning to trust your intuition, miracles seem to happen. Intuitive thoughts are gifts from the higher self.

Violating the 4th Amendment guarantees against illegal searches and seizures is not the way to solve crime problems.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.